{"id":1592,"date":"2015-02-16T16:53:23","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T00:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:32:45","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:32:45","slug":"150216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/02\/16\/150216\/","title":{"rendered":"150216"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150216.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150216<br \/>\nOr shave it bald<\/p>\n<p>If I have some gray up there<br \/>\nI can put dye in my hair<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;d like to have a hint<br \/>\nWhen my pubes should lose their tint<br \/>\nWonder if it would confound<br \/>\nIf I color up my mound<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150216 Or shave it bald If I have some gray up there I can put dye in my hair But I\\'d like to have a hint When my pubes should lose their tint Wonder if it would confound If I color up my mound\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150216 Or shave it bald If I have some gray up there I can put dye in my hair But I&#8217;d like to have a hint When my pubes should lose their tint Wonder if it would confound If I color up my mound<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,84],"class_list":["post-1592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1651,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions\/1651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}