{"id":1590,"date":"2015-02-13T16:50:59","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T00:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2016-07-11T16:55:41","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T23:55:41","slug":"150213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/02\/13\/150213\/","title":{"rendered":"150213"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150213.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150213<br \/>\nBlack cats are slimming<\/p>\n<p>On a Friday, in Kentucky<br \/>\nThirteen black cats are unlucky<br \/>\nFarmer Brown could not be fatter<br \/>\nSo he fell off of his ladder<br \/>\nSafely indoors the poor fella<br \/>\nOpened up a plaid umbrella<br \/>\nThen his daughter broke a mirror<br \/>\nAs the black cats skittered nearer<br \/>\nUnaware of superstitions<br \/>\nThey were shot with Brown&#8217;s munitions<br \/>\nPoor black cats they only wanted<br \/>\nTo warn that the house was haunted<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150213 Black cats are slimming On a Friday, in Kentucky Thirteen black cats are unlucky Farmer Brown could not be fatter So he fell off of his ladder Safely indoors the poor fella Opened up a plaid umbrella Then his daughter broke a mirror As the black cats skittered nearer Unaware of superstitions They were shot with Brown\\'s munitions Poor black cats they only wanted To warn that the house was haunted\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150213 Black cats are slimming On a Friday, in Kentucky Thirteen black cats are unlucky Farmer Brown could not be fatter So he fell off of his ladder Safely indoors the poor fella Opened up a plaid umbrella Then his daughter broke a mirror As the black cats skittered nearer Unaware of superstitions They were &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/02\/13\/150213\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150213<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39,35],"class_list":["post-1590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-holidays","tag-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1596,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions\/1596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}