{"id":1588,"date":"2015-02-11T16:49:05","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T00:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2016-07-11T16:55:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T23:55:18","slug":"150211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/02\/11\/150211\/","title":{"rendered":"150211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150211.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150211<br \/>\nOne hand in my pocket<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t act like a brat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t wrestle a cat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t eat when you&#8217;re fat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t let it fall flat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t wear the wrong hat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t sleep on a mat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be a pack rat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t say it like that<br \/>\nAnd above all else<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t go to combat<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150211 One hand in my pocket Don\\'t act like a brat Don\\'t wrestle a cat Don\\'t eat when you\\'re fat Don\\'t let it fall flat Don\\'t wear the wrong hat Don\\'t sleep on a mat Don\\'t be a pack rat Don\\'t say it like that And above all else Don\\'t go to combat\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150211 One hand in my pocket Don&#8217;t act like a brat Don&#8217;t wrestle a cat Don&#8217;t eat when you&#8217;re fat Don&#8217;t let it fall flat Don&#8217;t wear the wrong hat Don&#8217;t sleep on a mat Don&#8217;t be a pack rat Don&#8217;t say it like that And above all else Don&#8217;t go to combat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79],"class_list":["post-1588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1588"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1595,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions\/1595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}