{"id":1549,"date":"2016-07-11T10:08:29","date_gmt":"2016-07-11T17:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1549"},"modified":"2016-07-11T10:08:29","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T17:08:29","slug":"160711","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/07\/11\/160711\/","title":{"rendered":"160711"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160711.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160711<br \/>\nSteve &#8211; you&#8217;re welcome<\/p>\n<p>I know what I&#8217;m gonna do<br \/>\nI will make an epic poo<br \/>\nI will eat a ton of fruit<br \/>\nLet it brew until I toot<br \/>\nThen go sit upon my throne<br \/>\nAnd whip out my ol&#8217; iPhone<br \/>\nPush until it hurts my hole<br \/>\nPush until it fills the bowl<br \/>\nThough I have an aching ass<br \/>\nEpic turds like this are class<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160711 Steve - you\\'re welcome I know what I\\'m gonna do I will make an epic poo I will eat a ton of fruit Let it brew until I toot Then go sit upon my throne And whip out my ol\\' iPhone Push until it hurts my hole Push until it fills the bowl Though I have an aching ass Epic turds like this are class\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160711 Steve &#8211; you&#8217;re welcome I know what I&#8217;m gonna do I will make an epic poo I will eat a ton of fruit Let it brew until I toot Then go sit upon my throne And whip out my ol&#8217; iPhone Push until it hurts my hole Push until it fills the bowl Though &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/07\/11\/160711\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160711<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,13,53,17],"class_list":["post-1549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1549"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1551,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549\/revisions\/1551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}