{"id":1524,"date":"2016-06-17T16:51:38","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T23:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1524"},"modified":"2016-11-07T14:15:13","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T22:15:13","slug":"160617","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/06\/17\/160617\/","title":{"rendered":"160617"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160617.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160617<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s make America brown again<\/p>\n<p>I ate too much, my pants are tight<br \/>\nI know I have to take a dump<br \/>\nI&#8217;m pushing hard, with all my might<br \/>\nBut all I made was Donald Trump<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160617 Let\\'s make America brown again I ate too much, my pants are tight I know I have to take a dump I\\'m pushing hard, with all my might But all I made was Donald Trump\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160617 Let&#8217;s make America brown again I ate too much, my pants are tight I know I have to take a dump I&#8217;m pushing hard, with all my might But all I made was Donald Trump<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,18,92,16,17],"class_list":["post-1524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1525,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions\/1525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}