{"id":151,"date":"2013-02-23T15:42:15","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T23:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=151"},"modified":"2016-07-12T11:08:56","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T18:08:56","slug":"0223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/02\/23\/0223\/","title":{"rendered":"0223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/022013\/0223.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0223<br \/>\nI&#8217;m such a tease<\/p>\n<p>I call poems poetries<br \/>\nBut these rhymes don&#8217;t grow on trees<br \/>\nI like to use similes<br \/>\nAs if I had some disease<br \/>\nMy art has deficiencies<br \/>\nClearly not my expertise<br \/>\nMy limericks aim to please<br \/>\nThey bring hot chicks to their knees<br \/>\nMy haiku&#8217;s are such a breeze<br \/>\nSome might think I&#8217;m Japanese<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think that these are sleaze<br \/>\nThough I make no guarantees<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0223 I\\'m such a tease I call poems poetries But these rhymes don\\'t grow on trees I like to use similes As if I had some disease My art has deficiencies Clearly not my expertise My limericks aim to please They bring hot chicks to their knees My haiku\\'s are such a breeze Some might think I\\'m Japanese I don\\'t think that these are sleaze Though I make no guarantees\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0223 I&#8217;m such a tease I call poems poetries But these rhymes don&#8217;t grow on trees I like to use similes As if I had some disease My art has deficiencies Clearly not my expertise My limericks aim to please They bring hot chicks to their knees My haiku&#8217;s are such a breeze Some might &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/02\/23\/0223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0223<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-rhymes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":535,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions\/535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}