{"id":1470,"date":"2014-12-25T21:49:43","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T05:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1470"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:23:50","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:23:50","slug":"141225","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/25\/141225\/","title":{"rendered":"141225"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201412\/141225.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141225<br \/>\nMerry Christmas from sunny California<\/p>\n<p>I gave myself a gift this year<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t drink a keg of beer<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t buy a box of games<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t dance with dusky dames<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t buy a brand new car<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t travel to a star<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t buy a motorbike<br \/>\nI gave myself a Christmas hike<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141225 Merry Christmas from sunny California I gave myself a gift this year I didn\\'t drink a keg of beer I didn\\'t buy a box of games I didn\\'t dance with dusky dames I didn\\'t buy a brand new car I didn\\'t travel to a star I didn\\'t buy a motorbike I gave myself a Christmas hike\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141225 Merry Christmas from sunny California I gave myself a gift this year I didn&#8217;t drink a keg of beer I didn&#8217;t buy a box of games I didn&#8217;t dance with dusky dames I didn&#8217;t buy a brand new car I didn&#8217;t travel to a star I didn&#8217;t buy a motorbike I gave myself a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/25\/141225\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">141225<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,59,123,39,7,31,57,14],"class_list":["post-1470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-beer","tag-dancing","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-tabletop-games","tag-weight-loss","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1470"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3861,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions\/3861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}