{"id":1467,"date":"2014-12-23T21:47:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T05:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1467"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:40:58","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:40:58","slug":"141223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/23\/141223\/","title":{"rendered":"141223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201412\/141223.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141223<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t rain blows upon him<\/p>\n<p>Christmas Eve Eve is Festivus<br \/>\nParty time for the rest of us<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re with thousands at the mall<br \/>\nTrying to find your son a doll<br \/>\nThose feats of strength would cause despair<br \/>\nYou would have grievances to air<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t worry &#8217;bout that lump of coal<br \/>\nJust do like us and raise the pole<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141223 Don\\'t rain blows upon him Christmas Eve Eve is Festivus Party time for the rest of us If you\\'re with thousands at the mall Trying to find your son a doll Those feats of strength would cause despair You would have grievances to air Don\\'t worry \\'bout that lump of coal Just do like us and raise the pole\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141223 Don&#8217;t rain blows upon him Christmas Eve Eve is Festivus Party time for the rest of us If you&#8217;re with thousands at the mall Trying to find your son a doll Those feats of strength would cause despair You would have grievances to air Don&#8217;t worry &#8217;bout that lump of coal Just do like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/23\/141223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">141223<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39,94,12,14],"class_list":["post-1467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-holidays","tag-numbers","tag-tv","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1467"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1469,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions\/1469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}