{"id":1463,"date":"2014-12-19T21:43:42","date_gmt":"2014-12-20T05:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1463"},"modified":"2021-06-05T05:57:26","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T12:57:26","slug":"141219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/19\/141219\/","title":{"rendered":"141219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201412\/141219.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141219<br \/>\nGotta take a Kim Jung-Un<\/p>\n<p>When I think of my Sweetie Pea<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s like I&#8217;m on a tranquil sea<br \/>\nWhen I think of the holidays<br \/>\nMy wallet needs a big fat raise<br \/>\nWhen I think of my dearest friends<br \/>\nTo me they prove that they&#8217;re all tens<br \/>\nWhen I think of North Korea<br \/>\nI suffer from diarrhea<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141219 Gotta take a Kim Jung-Un When I think of my Sweetie Pea It\\'s like I\\'m on a tranquil sea When I think of the holidays My wallet needs a big fat raise When I think of my dearest friends To me they prove that they\\'re all tens When I think of North Korea I suffer from diarrhea\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141219 Gotta take a Kim Jung-Un When I think of my Sweetie Pea It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m on a tranquil sea When I think of the holidays My wallet needs a big fat raise When I think of my dearest friends To me they prove that they&#8217;re all tens When I think of North Korea I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/19\/141219\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">141219<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,37,39,7,16,17,109,14],"class_list":["post-1463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-friends","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-politics","tag-poo","tag-thought","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1463"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4038,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463\/revisions\/4038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}