{"id":1459,"date":"2014-12-15T21:40:33","date_gmt":"2014-12-16T05:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2016-08-23T12:34:20","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T19:34:20","slug":"141215","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/15\/141215\/","title":{"rendered":"141215"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201412\/141215.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141215<br \/>\nFlat tire fairy came twice<\/p>\n<p>Another flat tire<br \/>\nThere goes my entire<br \/>\nChristmas fund<br \/>\nWith only fifty cents<br \/>\nI cannot buy presents<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be shunned<br \/>\nNothing for my family<br \/>\nNo gifts under the tree<br \/>\nOr in socks<br \/>\nThough my wallet is lean<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t matter to Jean<br \/>\nMy wife rocks<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141215 Flat tire fairy came twice Another flat tire There goes my entire Christmas fund With only fifty cents I cannot buy presents I\\'ll be shunned Nothing for my family No gifts under the tree Or in socks Though my wallet is lean Doesn\\'t matter to Jean My wife rocks\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141215 Flat tire fairy came twice Another flat tire There goes my entire Christmas fund With only fifty cents I cannot buy presents I&#8217;ll be shunned Nothing for my family No gifts under the tree Or in socks Though my wallet is lean Doesn&#8217;t matter to Jean My wife rocks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,36,39,7,14],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-family","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1899,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions\/1899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}