{"id":1443,"date":"2014-12-01T21:22:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T05:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:27:20","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:27:20","slug":"141201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/01\/141201\/","title":{"rendered":"141201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201412\/141201.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141201<br \/>\nRIP Nancy #GKG<\/p>\n<p>Whether you&#8217;re old or if you&#8217;re young<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re low key, or too high strung<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t want to lose your hair<br \/>\nThen take this as your Cancer scare<br \/>\nIt affects cops and math teachers<br \/>\nPilots, plumbers, priests and preachers<br \/>\nChicks with hooters or flat chested<br \/>\nMen with balls should all get tested<br \/>\nIt doesn&#8217;t care if you&#8217;re a star<br \/>\nOr if you train for CPR<br \/>\nEven if you&#8217;re a tap dancer<br \/>\nWe should all say FUCK YOU CANCER!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141201 RIP Nancy #GKG Whether you\\'re old or if you\\'re young If you\\'re low key, or too high strung If you don\\'t want to lose your hair Then take this as your Cancer scare It affects cops and math teachers Pilots, plumbers, priests and preachers Chicks with hooters or flat chested Men with balls should all get tested It doesn\\'t care if you\\'re a star Or if you train for CPR Even if you\\'re a tap dancer We should all say FUCK YOU CANCER!\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141201 RIP Nancy #GKG Whether you&#8217;re old or if you&#8217;re young If you&#8217;re low key, or too high strung If you don&#8217;t want to lose your hair Then take this as your Cancer scare It affects cops and math teachers Pilots, plumbers, priests and preachers Chicks with hooters or flat chested Men with balls should &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/12\/01\/141201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">141201<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[116,65,91,33,37,84],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-balls","tag-boobies","tag-cancer","tag-eulogy","tag-friends","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3864,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions\/3864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}