{"id":1441,"date":"2014-11-29T21:07:41","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T05:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1441"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:17:51","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:17:51","slug":"141129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/11\/29\/141129\/","title":{"rendered":"141129"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201411\/141129.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141129<br \/>\nThe geek awakens<\/p>\n<p>The Star Wars trailer is a tease<br \/>\nBut frame by frame this geek will freeze<br \/>\nA stormtrooper on Tattooine<br \/>\nThen a ball droid in the next scene<br \/>\nMore stormtroopers upon a ship<br \/>\nA girl giving someone the slip<br \/>\nRebel pilot flies an X-wing<br \/>\nMore lens flare from the lens flare king<br \/>\nThe lightsaber is red, not blue<br \/>\nAnd then my favorite music cue<br \/>\nThe freaking Falcon flies again!<br \/>\nAs teases go, this one&#8217;s a ten<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141129 The geek awakens The Star Wars trailer is a tease But frame by frame this geek will freeze A stormtrooper on Tattooine Then a ball droid in the next scene More stormtroopers upon a ship A girl giving someone the slip Rebel pilot flies an X-wing More lens flare from the lens flare king The lightsaber is red, not blue And then my favorite music cue The freaking Falcon flies again! As teases go, this one\\'s a ten\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141129 The geek awakens The Star Wars trailer is a tease But frame by frame this geek will freeze A stormtrooper on Tattooine Then a ball droid in the next scene More stormtroopers upon a ship A girl giving someone the slip Rebel pilot flies an X-wing More lens flare from the lens flare king &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/11\/29\/141129\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">141129<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,34,19,22],"class_list":["post-1441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-movies","tag-nerd","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1441"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1442,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions\/1442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}