{"id":143,"date":"2013-02-19T15:32:08","date_gmt":"2013-02-19T23:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=143"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:34:17","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:34:17","slug":"0219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/02\/19\/0219\/","title":{"rendered":"0219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/022013\/0219.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0219<br \/>\nI got the last word<\/p>\n<p>Growing up as a nerd<br \/>\nMy chances were absurd<br \/>\nOf going to a dance<br \/>\nOr having a romance<br \/>\nWith the girls I wanted<br \/>\nInstead I was taunted<br \/>\nFor having some knowledge<br \/>\nAnd going to college<br \/>\nAlthough I&#8217;m still a nerd<br \/>\nI have a lovely bird<br \/>\nAnd those who threw the taunts<br \/>\nAre filled with hopes and wants<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0219 I got the last word Growing up as a nerd My chances were absurd Of going to a dance Or having a romance With the girls I wanted Instead I was taunted For having some knowledge And going to college Although I\\'m still a nerd I have a lovely bird And those who threw the taunts Are filled with hopes and wants\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0219 I got the last word Growing up as a nerd My chances were absurd Of going to a dance Or having a romance With the girls I wanted Instead I was taunted For having some knowledge And going to college Although I&#8217;m still a nerd I have a lovely bird And those who threw &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/02\/19\/0219\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0219<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[123,19,79],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dancing","tag-nerd","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}