{"id":1425,"date":"2014-11-13T20:57:16","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T04:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:09:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:09:08","slug":"141113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/11\/13\/141113\/","title":{"rendered":"141113"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201411\/141113.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>141113<br \/>\nBald on top but furry all over<\/p>\n<p>If on top they&#8217;re bald or thinning<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a battle they&#8217;re not winning<br \/>\nIf their forehead is a five head<br \/>\nWhen they blush, it all turns bright red<br \/>\nRemember they didn&#8217;t choose it<br \/>\nRarely do they want to lose it<br \/>\nAvoid pointing and do not stare<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not their fault they have no hair<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"141113 Bald on top but furry all over If on top they\\'re bald or thinning It\\'s a battle they\\'re not winning If their forehead is a five head When they blush, it all turns bright red Remember they didn\\'t choose it Rarely do they want to lose it Avoid pointing and do not stare It\\'s not their fault they have no hair\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>141113 Bald on top but furry all over If on top they&#8217;re bald or thinning It&#8217;s a battle they&#8217;re not winning If their forehead is a five head When they blush, it all turns bright red Remember they didn&#8217;t choose it Rarely do they want to lose it Avoid pointing and do not stare It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/11\/13\/141113\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">141113<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,84],"class_list":["post-1425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1425"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1653,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions\/1653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}