{"id":1344,"date":"2014-09-07T12:32:40","date_gmt":"2014-09-07T19:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1344"},"modified":"2016-05-09T12:33:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:33:50","slug":"140907","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/09\/07\/140907\/","title":{"rendered":"140907"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201409\/140907.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140907<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t wink<\/p>\n<p>When I drink<br \/>\nI get pink<br \/>\nPast the brink<br \/>\nHurl in sink<br \/>\nMake&#8217;s a stink<br \/>\nHome I slink<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t think<br \/>\nShouldn&#8217;t drink<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140907 Please don\\'t wink When I drink I get pink Past the brink Hurl in sink Make\\'s a stink Home I slink Didn\\'t think Shouldn\\'t drink\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140907 Please don&#8217;t wink When I drink I get pink Past the brink Hurl in sink Make&#8217;s a stink Home I slink Didn&#8217;t think Shouldn&#8217;t drink<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,68,72,58],"class_list":["post-1344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-drinking","tag-home","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1345,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions\/1345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}