{"id":1334,"date":"2014-08-29T11:57:51","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T18:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2016-05-09T12:00:14","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:00:14","slug":"140829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/29\/140829\/","title":{"rendered":"140829"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201408\/140829.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140829<br \/>\nIt could be worse<\/p>\n<p>Remember a long time ago<br \/>\nWe met R2 and 3PO<br \/>\nObi Wan had a bad feeling<br \/>\nLando did some double dealing<br \/>\nWe all know Han took the first shot<br \/>\nAs Yoda said, &#8220;Do or do not&#8221;<br \/>\nHe also said, &#8220;There is no try&#8221;<br \/>\nImportant words for a Jedi<br \/>\nVader sent Ben to his defeat<br \/>\nAnd now the circle is complete<br \/>\nLuke&#8217;s upside down in an ice cave<br \/>\nLeia looks hot dressed as a slave<br \/>\nMy armor doesn&#8217;t look like Fett&#8217;s<br \/>\nI think I have Star Wars Tourette&#8217;s<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"140829 It could be worse Remember a long time ago We met R2 and 3PO Obi Wan had a bad feeling Lando did some double dealing We all know Han took the first shot As Yoda said, &quot;Do or do not&quot; 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He also said, &#8220;There is no try&#8221; Important words for a Jedi Vader sent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/29\/140829\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140829<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,22],"class_list":["post-1334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-movies","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}