{"id":1334,"date":"2014-08-29T11:57:51","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T18:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2016-05-09T12:00:14","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:00:14","slug":"140829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/29\/140829\/","title":{"rendered":"140829"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201408\/140829.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140829<br \/>\nIt could be worse<\/p>\n<p>Remember a long time ago<br \/>\nWe met R2 and 3PO<br \/>\nObi Wan had a bad feeling<br \/>\nLando did some double dealing<br \/>\nWe all know Han took the first shot<br \/>\nAs Yoda said, &#8220;Do or do not&#8221;<br \/>\nHe also said, &#8220;There is no try&#8221;<br \/>\nImportant words for a Jedi<br \/>\nVader sent Ben to his defeat<br \/>\nAnd now the circle is complete<br \/>\nLuke&#8217;s upside down in an ice cave<br \/>\nLeia looks hot dressed as a slave<br \/>\nMy armor doesn&#8217;t look like Fett&#8217;s<br \/>\nI think I have Star Wars Tourette&#8217;s<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140829 It could be worse Remember a long time ago We met R2 and 3PO Obi Wan had a bad feeling Lando did some double dealing We all know Han took the first shot As Yoda said, \\\"Do or do not\\\" He also said, \\\"There is no try\\\" Important words for a Jedi Vader sent Ben to his defeat And now the circle is complete Luke\\'s upside down in an ice cave Leia looks hot dressed as a slave My armor doesn\\'t look like Fett\\'s I think I have Star Wars Tourette\\'s\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140829 It could be worse Remember a long time ago We met R2 and 3PO Obi Wan had a bad feeling Lando did some double dealing We all know Han took the first shot As Yoda said, &#8220;Do or do not&#8221; He also said, &#8220;There is no try&#8221; Important words for a Jedi Vader sent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/29\/140829\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140829<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,22],"class_list":["post-1334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-movies","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}