{"id":1332,"date":"2014-08-27T11:55:58","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T18:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1332"},"modified":"2019-04-05T16:28:39","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:28:39","slug":"140827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/27\/140827\/","title":{"rendered":"140827"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201408\/140827.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140827<br \/>\nAnother proud brain surgeon<\/p>\n<p>Trojans thought they had a hero<br \/>\nTurns out he&#8217;s a total zero<br \/>\nHe didn&#8217;t jump to save his kin<br \/>\nHe made it up, and that&#8217;s a sin<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140827 Another proud brain surgeon Trojans thought they had a hero Turns out he\\'s a total zero He didn\\'t jump to save his kin He made it up, and that\\'s a sin\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140827 Another proud brain surgeon Trojans thought they had a hero Turns out he&#8217;s a total zero He didn&#8217;t jump to save his kin He made it up, and that&#8217;s a sin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[63,109,20],"class_list":["post-1332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-football","tag-thought","tag-ucla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1333,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions\/1333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}