{"id":1314,"date":"2014-08-09T11:38:38","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T18:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1314"},"modified":"2016-05-09T11:40:24","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T18:40:24","slug":"140809","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/09\/140809\/","title":{"rendered":"140809"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201408\/140809.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140809<br \/>\nBlame it on the guy before<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever smelled a smell<br \/>\nLike some demon dark and fell?<br \/>\nDid a vulture die in here?<br \/>\nThis might linger for a year<br \/>\nLike an abattoir of death<br \/>\nWorse than garlic, onion breath<br \/>\nI think it was chorizo<br \/>\nThat made the bathroom smell so<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140809 Blame it on the guy before Have you ever smelled a smell Like some demon dark and fell? Did a vulture die in here? This might linger for a year Like an abattoir of death Worse than garlic, onion breath I think it was chorizo That made the bathroom smell so\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140809 Blame it on the guy before Have you ever smelled a smell Like some demon dark and fell? Did a vulture die in here? This might linger for a year Like an abattoir of death Worse than garlic, onion breath I think it was chorizo That made the bathroom smell so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,49,13,53,17],"class_list":["post-1314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-bathroom","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1315,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}