{"id":1312,"date":"2014-08-07T11:36:38","date_gmt":"2014-08-07T18:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2016-05-09T11:38:26","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T18:38:26","slug":"140807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/07\/140807\/","title":{"rendered":"140807"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201408\/140807.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140807<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s burn Atlanta just to be safe<\/p>\n<p>As frightening as the Ayatollah<br \/>\nA dude in Atlanta has Ebola<br \/>\nThe CDC has this man in a bed<br \/>\nLike the beginning of The Walking Dead<br \/>\nWhile they do their best to stop the outbreak<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to be sure the threat&#8217;s real or fake<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s the end or prologue<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m getting a crossbow and a hog<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140807 Let\\'s burn Atlanta just to be safe As frightening as the Ayatollah A dude in Atlanta has Ebola The CDC has this man in a bed Like the beginning of The Walking Dead While they do their best to stop the outbreak It\\'s hard to be sure the threat\\'s real or fake I don\\'t know if it\\'s the end or prologue But I\\'m getting a crossbow and a hog\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140807 Let&#8217;s burn Atlanta just to be safe As frightening as the Ayatollah A dude in Atlanta has Ebola The CDC has this man in a bed Like the beginning of The Walking Dead While they do their best to stop the outbreak It&#8217;s hard to be sure the threat&#8217;s real or fake I don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/07\/140807\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140807<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,12,28],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bed","tag-tv","tag-walking-dead"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1313,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions\/1313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}