{"id":1310,"date":"2014-08-05T11:35:27","date_gmt":"2014-08-05T18:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2016-05-09T11:36:26","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T18:36:26","slug":"140805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/05\/140805\/","title":{"rendered":"140805"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201408\/140805.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140805<br \/>\nHoochie mama is not dressing for success<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t wear that for your interview<br \/>\nI shouldn&#8217;t see that much of you<br \/>\nI&#8217;m trying not to be a grouch<br \/>\nBut comfy does not mean to slouch<br \/>\nThe kids these days just blow my mind<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d think that jobs aren&#8217;t hard to find<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s not a lot of work out there<br \/>\nSo do a little to prepare<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140805 Hoochie mama is not dressing for success Don\\'t wear that for your interview I shouldn\\'t see that much of you I\\'m trying not to be a grouch But comfy does not mean to slouch The kids these days just blow my mind You\\'d think that jobs aren\\'t hard to find There\\'s not a lot of work out there So do a little to prepare\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140805 Hoochie mama is not dressing for success Don&#8217;t wear that for your interview I shouldn&#8217;t see that much of you I&#8217;m trying not to be a grouch But comfy does not mean to slouch The kids these days just blow my mind You&#8217;d think that jobs aren&#8217;t hard to find There&#8217;s not a lot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/08\/05\/140805\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140805<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,15],"class_list":["post-1310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1311,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions\/1311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}