{"id":1294,"date":"2014-06-23T23:38:53","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T06:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1294"},"modified":"2016-05-07T23:45:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T06:45:50","slug":"140623","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/06\/23\/140623\/","title":{"rendered":"140623"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201406\/140623.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140623<br \/>\nWet spot<\/p>\n<p>Before you go to bed<br \/>\nTo get your forty winks<br \/>\nYou have to plan ahead<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t have so many drinks<br \/>\nIf you indulge too much<br \/>\nYou won&#8217;t have restful bliss<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll toss and turn and such<br \/>\nBecause you have to piss<br \/>\nYour bladder starts to ache<br \/>\nYou stumble to the john<br \/>\nNot totally awake<br \/>\nYou leave your undies on<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t hold back the sea<br \/>\nThe liquid must expel<br \/>\nSo now you&#8217;re soaked with pee<br \/>\nAnd wide awake as well<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140623 Wet spot Before you go to bed To get your forty winks You have to plan ahead Don\\'t have so many drinks If you indulge too much You won\\'t have restful bliss You\\'ll toss and turn and such Because you have to piss Your bladder starts to ache You stumble to the john Not totally awake You leave your undies on You can\\'t hold back the sea The liquid must expel So now you\\'re soaked with pee And wide awake as well\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140623 Wet spot Before you go to bed To get your forty winks You have to plan ahead Don&#8217;t have so many drinks If you indulge too much You won&#8217;t have restful bliss You&#8217;ll toss and turn and such Because you have to piss Your bladder starts to ache You stumble to the john Not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/06\/23\/140623\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140623<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,46,68],"class_list":["post-1294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-bed","tag-drinking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1294"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1298,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294\/revisions\/1298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}