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140623
\nWet spot<\/p>\n

Before you go to bed
\nTo get your forty winks
\nYou have to plan ahead
\nDon’t have so many drinks
\nIf you indulge too much
\nYou won’t have restful bliss
\nYou’ll toss and turn and such
\nBecause you have to piss
\nYour bladder starts to ache
\nYou stumble to the john
\nNot totally awake
\nYou leave your undies on
\nYou can’t hold back the sea
\nThe liquid must expel
\nSo now you’re soaked with pee
\nAnd wide awake as well<\/p>\n