{"id":129,"date":"2013-02-14T14:12:46","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T22:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=129"},"modified":"2021-09-20T13:48:10","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T20:48:10","slug":"0214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/02\/14\/0214\/","title":{"rendered":"0214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/022013\/0214.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0214<br \/>\nBy kitty I mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There once was a girl with one titty<br \/>\nShe was smart and funny and pretty<br \/>\nShe had a blind date<br \/>\nAnd found her next mate<br \/>\nShe liked him, and he liked her kitty<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0214 By kitty I mean... There once was a girl with one titty She was smart and funny and pretty She had a blind date And found her next mate She liked him, and he liked her kitty\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0214 By kitty I mean&#8230; There once was a girl with one titty She was smart and funny and pretty She had a blind date And found her next mate She liked him, and he liked her kitty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[65,128,39,7,77],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-boobies","tag-dating","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":544,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions\/544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}