{"id":127,"date":"2013-02-13T14:11:55","date_gmt":"2013-02-13T22:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=127"},"modified":"2016-04-27T21:06:22","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T04:06:22","slug":"0213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/02\/13\/0213\/","title":{"rendered":"0213"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/022013\/0213.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0213<br \/>\nEat less<br \/>\nDrink water<br \/>\nExercise more<\/p>\n<p>When I am on a diet<br \/>\nMy stomach won&#8217;t stay quiet<br \/>\nIf my belly feels hollow<br \/>\nCups of water I&#8217;ll swallow<br \/>\nMakes me dash to the latrine<br \/>\nAll this running keeps me lean<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0213 Eat less Drink water Exercise more When I am on a diet My stomach won\\'t stay quiet If my belly feels hollow Cups of water I\\'ll swallow Makes me dash to the latrine All this running keeps me lean\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0213 Eat less Drink water Exercise more When I am on a diet My stomach won&#8217;t stay quiet If my belly feels hollow Cups of water I&#8217;ll swallow Makes me dash to the latrine All this running keeps me lean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,57],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":545,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions\/545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}