{"id":1262,"date":"2014-05-25T23:00:14","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T06:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2021-02-26T14:24:30","modified_gmt":"2021-02-26T22:24:30","slug":"140525","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/25\/140525\/","title":{"rendered":"140525"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201405\/140525.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140525<br \/>\nLike sex for me in 80&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>There was a man named Professor X<br \/>\nHis students could move and blast objects<br \/>\nSlide around on ice<br \/>\nUse claws that could slice<br \/>\nWatching X-Men is as good as sex<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140525 Like sex for me in 80\\'s There was a man named Professor X His students could move and blast objects Slide around on ice Use claws that could slice Watching X-Men is as good as sex\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140525 Like sex for me in 80&#8217;s There was a man named Professor X His students could move and blast objects Slide around on ice Use claws that could slice Watching X-Men is as good as sex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,125,34],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-comic-books","tag-marvel","tag-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1263,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions\/1263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}