{"id":1257,"date":"2014-05-21T22:56:35","date_gmt":"2014-05-22T05:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1257"},"modified":"2016-07-19T12:37:45","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T19:37:45","slug":"140521","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/21\/140521\/","title":{"rendered":"140521"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201405\/140521.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140521<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like to solve the puzzle<\/p>\n<p>Wheel of Fortune&#8217;s Pat Sajak<br \/>\nIs as dull as dental plaque<br \/>\nHe goes trolling on twitter<br \/>\nAnd he comes off as bitter<br \/>\nHe pokes fun at climate change<br \/>\nAnd takes pix at a gun range<br \/>\nHe puts down women and gays<br \/>\nHis opinions cause malaise<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t follow Pat Sajak<br \/>\nSony should give him the sack<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140521 I\\'d like to solve the puzzle Wheel of Fortune\\'s Pat Sajak Is as dull as dental plaque He goes trolling on twitter And he comes off as bitter He pokes fun at climate change And takes pix at a gun range He puts down women and gays His opinions cause malaise Please don\\'t follow Pat Sajak Sony should give him the sack\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140521 I&#8217;d like to solve the puzzle Wheel of Fortune&#8217;s Pat Sajak Is as dull as dental plaque He goes trolling on twitter And he comes off as bitter He pokes fun at climate change And takes pix at a gun range He puts down women and gays His opinions cause malaise Please don&#8217;t follow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/21\/140521\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140521<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,18,60,42,16,12,50,86],"class_list":["post-1257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-celebrities","tag-guns","tag-lgbt","tag-politics","tag-tv","tag-weather","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1257"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1259,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions\/1259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}