{"id":1243,"date":"2014-05-07T12:04:32","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T19:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:40:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T22:40:20","slug":"140507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/07\/140507\/","title":{"rendered":"140507"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201405\/140507.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140507<br \/>\nApologies to Night Ranger<\/p>\n<p>Sister Cersei &#8211; oh, Jaime has come<br \/>\nThen he pushes Bran, and that is dumb<br \/>\nFoul play, no way<br \/>\nThen King Robert tries to fight a boar<br \/>\nBut he loses, and that starts a war<br \/>\nBran flew, &#8217;cause you<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re Hodoring<br \/>\nThree-eyed crow in flight<br \/>\nAs Summer he will bite<br \/>\nThe walkers are all white<\/p>\n<p>Bran, you know Hodor is walking fast<br \/>\nGoing north you find the wall at last<br \/>\nRobb slay by Frey<br \/>\nSister Cersei &#8211; Joffrey&#8217;s much too mean<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t care because you&#8217;re still the queen<br \/>\nYou preen, obscene, yeah<\/p>\n<p>Hodoring<br \/>\nBran&#8217;s on your back upright<br \/>\nJojen&#8217;s got the greensight<br \/>\nAnd Hodor is your might<br \/>\nHodoring<br \/>\nThree-eyed crow in flight<br \/>\nAs Summer he will bite<br \/>\nThe walkers are all white<\/p>\n<p>Sister Cersei &#8211; now Joffrey is dead<br \/>\nThat drives Margaery to Tommen&#8217;s bed<br \/>\nKismet, you bet<\/p>\n<p>But they&#8217;re Hodoring<br \/>\nYeah, Hodoring!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140507 Apologies to Night Ranger Sister Cersei - oh, Jaime has come Then he pushes Bran, and that is dumb Foul play, no way Then King Robert tries to fight a boar But he loses, and that starts a war Bran flew, \\'cause you They\\'re Hodoring Three-eyed crow in flight As Summer he will bite The walkers are all white Bran, you know Hodor is walking fast Going north you find the wall at last Robb slay by Frey Sister Cersei - Joffrey\\'s much too mean You don\\'t care because you\\'re still the queen You preen, obscene, yeah Hodoring Bran\\'s on your back upright Jojen\\'s got the greensight And Hodor is your might Hodoring Three-eyed crow in flight As Summer he will bite The walkers are all white Sister Cersei - now Joffrey is dead That drives Margaery to Tommen\\'s bed Kismet, you bet But they\\'re Hodoring Yeah, Hodoring!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140507 Apologies to Night Ranger Sister Cersei &#8211; oh, Jaime has come Then he pushes Bran, and that is dumb Foul play, no way Then King Robert tries to fight a boar But he loses, and that starts a war Bran flew, &#8217;cause you They&#8217;re Hodoring Three-eyed crow in flight As Summer he will bite &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/07\/140507\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140507<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,121,26,12],"class_list":["post-1243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-game-of-thrones","tag-royal","tag-song","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1244,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243\/revisions\/1244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}