{"id":1243,"date":"2014-05-07T12:04:32","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T19:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:40:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T22:40:20","slug":"140507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/07\/140507\/","title":{"rendered":"140507"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201405\/140507.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140507<br \/>\nApologies to Night Ranger<\/p>\n<p>Sister Cersei &#8211; oh, Jaime has come<br \/>\nThen he pushes Bran, and that is dumb<br \/>\nFoul play, no way<br \/>\nThen King Robert tries to fight a boar<br \/>\nBut he loses, and that starts a war<br \/>\nBran flew, &#8217;cause you<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re Hodoring<br \/>\nThree-eyed crow in flight<br \/>\nAs Summer he will bite<br \/>\nThe walkers are all white<\/p>\n<p>Bran, you know Hodor is walking fast<br \/>\nGoing north you find the wall at last<br \/>\nRobb slay by Frey<br \/>\nSister Cersei &#8211; Joffrey&#8217;s much too mean<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t care because you&#8217;re still the queen<br \/>\nYou preen, obscene, yeah<\/p>\n<p>Hodoring<br \/>\nBran&#8217;s on your back upright<br \/>\nJojen&#8217;s got the greensight<br \/>\nAnd Hodor is your might<br \/>\nHodoring<br \/>\nThree-eyed crow in flight<br \/>\nAs Summer he will bite<br \/>\nThe walkers are all white<\/p>\n<p>Sister Cersei &#8211; now Joffrey is dead<br \/>\nThat drives Margaery to Tommen&#8217;s bed<br \/>\nKismet, you bet<\/p>\n<p>But they&#8217;re Hodoring<br \/>\nYeah, Hodoring!<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"140507 Apologies to Night Ranger Sister Cersei - oh, Jaime has come Then he pushes Bran, and that is dumb Foul play, no way Then King Robert tries to fight a boar But he loses, and that starts a war Bran flew, &#039;cause you They&#039;re Hodoring Three-eyed crow in flight As Summer he will bite The walkers are all white Bran, you know Hodor is walking fast Going north you find the wall at last Robb slay by Frey Sister Cersei - Joffrey&#039;s much too mean You don&#039;t care because you&#039;re still the queen You preen, obscene, yeah Hodoring Bran&#039;s on your back upright Jojen&#039;s got the greensight And Hodor is your might Hodoring Three-eyed crow in flight As Summer he will bite The walkers are all white Sister Cersei - now Joffrey is dead That drives Margaery to Tommen&#039;s bed Kismet, you bet But they&#039;re Hodoring Yeah, Hodoring!\" data-rvtts-voice=\"UK English Female\"><svg class=\"rvtts-icon\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\" viewBox=\"0 0 22 22\" fill=\"currentColor\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M11 0C4.92345 0 0 4.92345 0 11C0 13.2683 0.690345 15.3772 1.86621 17.1221L0.811724 21.0517L4.70345 20.0124C6.48621 21.2641 8.65586 22 11 22C17.0766 22 22 17.0766 22 11C22 4.92345 17.0766 0 11 0ZM3.99793 9.99862C3.99793 9.44483 4.44552 8.99724 4.99931 8.99724C5.5531 8.99724 6.00069 9.44483 6.00069 9.99862V12.0014C6.00069 12.5552 5.5531 13.0028 4.99931 13.0028C4.44552 13.0028 3.99793 12.5552 3.99793 12.0014V9.99862ZM8.99724 13.9966C8.99724 14.5503 8.54966 14.9979 7.99586 14.9979C7.44207 14.9979 6.99448 14.5503 6.99448 13.9966V7.99586C6.99448 7.44207 7.44207 6.99448 7.99586 6.99448C8.54966 6.99448 8.99724 7.44207 8.99724 7.99586V13.9966ZM12.0014 17.0007C12.0014 17.5545 11.5538 18.0021 11 18.0021C10.4462 18.0021 9.99862 17.5545 9.99862 17.0007V4.99931C9.99862 4.44552 10.4462 3.99793 11 3.99793C11.5538 3.99793 12.0014 4.44552 12.0014 4.99931V17.0007ZM14.9979 13.9966C14.9979 14.5503 14.5503 14.9979 13.9966 14.9979C13.4428 14.9979 12.9952 14.5503 12.9952 13.9966V7.99586C12.9952 7.44207 13.4428 6.99448 13.9966 6.99448C14.5503 6.99448 14.9979 7.44207 14.9979 7.99586V13.9966ZM18.0021 12.0014C18.0021 12.5552 17.5545 13.0028 17.0007 13.0028C16.4469 13.0028 15.9993 12.5552 15.9993 12.0014V9.99862C15.9993 9.44483 16.4469 8.99724 17.0007 8.99724C17.5545 8.99724 18.0021 9.44483 18.0021 9.99862V12.0014Z\"\/><\/svg><span class=\"responsivevoice-button__label\">Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140507 Apologies to Night Ranger Sister Cersei &#8211; oh, Jaime has come Then he pushes Bran, and that is dumb Foul play, no way Then King Robert tries to fight a boar But he loses, and that starts a war Bran flew, &#8217;cause you They&#8217;re Hodoring Three-eyed crow in flight As Summer he will bite &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/05\/07\/140507\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140507<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,121,26,12],"class_list":["post-1243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-game-of-thrones","tag-royal","tag-song","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1244,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243\/revisions\/1244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}