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140423
\nJury’s still out<\/p>\n

I am serving jury duty
\nHope I don’t get jury cootie
\nFirst guy seated on the jury
\nSmells like last night he ate curry
\nSecond juror can’t stop coughin’
\nShe coughs loud, and she coughs often
\nThe third to sit is a fat dude
\nThe fourth girl has some attitude
\nNumber five seems like he’s crazy
\nJuror six is young and lazy
\nI am worried about seven
\nSays she talks to God in heaven
\nThe guy in eight does not look fine
\nBut not as bad as juror nine
\nNumber ten is an old lady
\nEleven looks slim and shady
\nAnd he’s wearing something furry
\nHope I don’t get on this jury<\/p>\n