{"id":1229,"date":"2014-04-23T11:43:52","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T18:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:46:32","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:46:32","slug":"140423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/23\/140423\/","title":{"rendered":"140423"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201404\/140423.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140423<br \/>\nJury&#8217;s still out<\/p>\n<p>I am serving jury duty<br \/>\nHope I don&#8217;t get jury cootie<br \/>\nFirst guy seated on the jury<br \/>\nSmells like last night he ate curry<br \/>\nSecond juror can&#8217;t stop coughin&#8217;<br \/>\nShe coughs loud, and she coughs often<br \/>\nThe third to sit is a fat dude<br \/>\nThe fourth girl has some attitude<br \/>\nNumber five seems like he&#8217;s crazy<br \/>\nJuror six is young and lazy<br \/>\nI am worried about seven<br \/>\nSays she talks to God in heaven<br \/>\nThe guy in eight does not look fine<br \/>\nBut not as bad as juror nine<br \/>\nNumber ten is an old lady<br \/>\nEleven looks slim and shady<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s wearing something furry<br \/>\nHope I don&#8217;t get on this jury<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140423 Jury\\'s still out I am serving jury duty Hope I don\\'t get jury cootie First guy seated on the jury Smells like last night he ate curry Second juror can\\'t stop coughin\\' She coughs loud, and she coughs often The third to sit is a fat dude The fourth girl has some attitude Number five seems like he\\'s crazy Juror six is young and lazy I am worried about seven Says she talks to God in heaven The guy in eight does not look fine But not as bad as juror nine Number ten is an old lady Eleven looks slim and shady And he\\'s wearing something furry Hope I don\\'t get on this jury\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140423 Jury&#8217;s still out I am serving jury duty Hope I don&#8217;t get jury cootie First guy seated on the jury Smells like last night he ate curry Second juror can&#8217;t stop coughin&#8217; She coughs loud, and she coughs often The third to sit is a fat dude The fourth girl has some attitude Number &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/23\/140423\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140423<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[74,53,94,71,73],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-crazy","tag-food","tag-numbers","tag-religion","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1230,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions\/1230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}