{"id":1222,"date":"2014-04-17T11:34:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T18:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2016-05-07T11:41:52","modified_gmt":"2016-05-07T18:41:52","slug":"140417","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/17\/140417\/","title":{"rendered":"140417"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201404\/140417.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140417<br \/>\nOr whooping cough, or asthma, or &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I do not stop coughin&#8217;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll end up in a coffin<br \/>\nThough I hack, I do not sneeze<br \/>\nMy doctor says it&#8217;s allergies<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s hay fever<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s not a cold neither<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with me<br \/>\nI just hope it&#8217;s not TB<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140417 Or whooping cough, or asthma, or ... If I do not stop coughin\\' I\\'ll end up in a coffin Though I hack, I do not sneeze My doctor says it\\'s allergies I don\\'t think it\\'s hay fever But it\\'s not a cold neither I don\\'t know what\\'s wrong with me I just hope it\\'s not TB\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140417 Or whooping cough, or asthma, or &#8230; If I do not stop coughin&#8217; I&#8217;ll end up in a coffin Though I hack, I do not sneeze My doctor says it&#8217;s allergies I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s hay fever But it&#8217;s not a cold neither I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with me I just hope it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/17\/140417\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140417<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[73],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1226,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}