{"id":1216,"date":"2014-04-11T11:28:58","date_gmt":"2014-04-11T18:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2016-07-11T13:19:52","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T20:19:52","slug":"140411","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/11\/140411\/","title":{"rendered":"140411"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201404\/140411.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140411<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s so Junior High<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the kind of guy<br \/>\nWho loves to eat pie<br \/>\nI wish I could buy<br \/>\nAn endless supply<br \/>\nBut when they are dry<br \/>\nI suddenly cry<br \/>\nWith tears in my eye<br \/>\nI wipe them and sigh<br \/>\nI cannot deny<br \/>\nThis is not a lie<br \/>\nAs George says, &#8220;Oh my!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140411 That\\'s so Junior High I\\'m the kind of guy Who loves to eat pie I wish I could buy An endless supply But when they are dry I suddenly cry With tears in my eye I wipe them and sigh I cannot deny This is not a lie As George says, \\\"Oh my!\\\"\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140411 That&#8217;s so Junior High I&#8217;m the kind of guy Who loves to eat pie I wish I could buy An endless supply But when they are dry I suddenly cry With tears in my eye I wipe them and sigh I cannot deny This is not a lie As George says, &#8220;Oh my!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,18,53],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bed","tag-celebrities","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1217,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions\/1217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}