{"id":1205,"date":"2014-04-01T11:20:47","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T18:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2016-07-11T15:27:22","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T22:27:22","slug":"140401","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/01\/140401\/","title":{"rendered":"140401"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201404\/140401.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140401<br \/>\nBut I do root for the Angels<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been the butt of many jokes<br \/>\nBut I won&#8217;t fall for any hoax<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t belong to a think tank<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;ll still find me hard to prank<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve never been a master sleuth<br \/>\nBut I won&#8217;t believe your untruth<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been a nerd since grammar school<br \/>\nBut I am not the April Fool<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140401 But I do root for the Angels I\\'ve been the butt of many jokes But I won\\'t fall for any hoax I don\\'t belong to a think tank But you\\'ll still find me hard to prank I\\'ve never been a master sleuth But I won\\'t believe your untruth I\\'ve been a nerd since grammar school But I am not the April Fool\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140401 But I do root for the Angels I&#8217;ve been the butt of many jokes But I won&#8217;t fall for any hoax I don&#8217;t belong to a think tank But you&#8217;ll still find me hard to prank I&#8217;ve never been a master sleuth But I won&#8217;t believe your untruth I&#8217;ve been a nerd since grammar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/04\/01\/140401\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140401<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32,39,19,79],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-baseball","tag-holidays","tag-nerd","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1206,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions\/1206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}