{"id":1196,"date":"2014-03-25T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T22:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1196"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:53:24","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:53:24","slug":"140325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/25\/140325\/","title":{"rendered":"140325"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201403\/140325.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140325<br \/>\nBlack holes CNN?!?<\/p>\n<p>My brain cannot contain<br \/>\nThis unending refrain<br \/>\nAbout the missing plane<br \/>\nThe media campaign<br \/>\nIs borderline profane<br \/>\nI want to have free rein<br \/>\nTo administer pain<br \/>\nTo the anchors most vain<br \/>\nHitched to this gravy train<br \/>\nAnd those who are inane<br \/>\nWho have something to gain<br \/>\nFrom info they obtain<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s downright inhumane<br \/>\nThat they try to maintain<br \/>\nAnd keep open the vein<br \/>\nFor those feeling the pain<br \/>\nWhile their hope starts to wane<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s making me insane<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140325 Black holes CNN?!? My brain cannot contain This unending refrain About the missing plane The media campaign Is borderline profane I want to have free rein To administer pain To the anchors most vain Hitched to this gravy train And those who are inane Who have something to gain From info they obtain It\\'s downright inhumane That they try to maintain And keep open the vein For those feeling the pain While their hope starts to wane It\\'s making me insane\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140325 Black holes CNN?!? My brain cannot contain This unending refrain About the missing plane The media campaign Is borderline profane I want to have free rein To administer pain To the anchors most vain Hitched to this gravy train And those who are inane Who have something to gain From info they obtain It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/25\/140325\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140325<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[75,95,48,12],"class_list":["post-1196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-news","tag-pain","tag-planes","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1197,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions\/1197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}