{"id":1189,"date":"2016-05-06T14:23:42","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T21:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2016-08-23T12:30:42","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T19:30:42","slug":"160506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/05\/06\/160506\/","title":{"rendered":"160506"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160506.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160506<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t live without her<\/p>\n<p>Jean is away &#8211; she&#8217;s gone for work<br \/>\nI stumble &#8217;round like a big jerk<br \/>\nThe dogs are dead, cat ran away<br \/>\nShe has been gone for one whole day<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re out of food and no clean clothes<br \/>\nI showered with the garden hose<br \/>\nThe house burned down at half past noon<br \/>\nI really hope she comes back soon<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160506 I can\\'t live without her Jean is away - she\\'s gone for work I stumble \\'round like a big jerk The dogs are dead, cat ran away She has been gone for one whole day We\\'re out of food and no clean clothes I showered with the garden hose The house burned down at half past noon I really hope she comes back soon\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160506 I can&#8217;t live without her Jean is away &#8211; she&#8217;s gone for work I stumble &#8217;round like a big jerk The dogs are dead, cat ran away She has been gone for one whole day We&#8217;re out of food and no clean clothes I showered with the garden hose The house burned down at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/05\/06\/160506\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160506<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,53,72,7,8,9,15],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-food","tag-home","tag-jean","tag-linc","tag-raven","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1892,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions\/1892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}