{"id":1181,"date":"2014-03-13T21:41:35","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T04:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2016-07-11T15:26:11","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T22:26:11","slug":"140313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/13\/140313\/","title":{"rendered":"140313"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201403\/140313.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140313<br \/>\nIn the zompocalypse I want to be dead last<\/p>\n<p>Ya gotta keep pace<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll lose the race<br \/>\nYa gotta go slow<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll miss the show<br \/>\nYa gotta move quick<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll fail the trick<br \/>\nYa gotta stay loose<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll spill your juice<br \/>\nYa gotta be fast<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll be dead last<br \/>\nThe last to be dead<br \/>\nStill wins by a head<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140313 In the zompocalypse I want to be dead last Ya gotta keep pace Or you\\'ll lose the race Ya gotta go slow Or you\\'ll miss the show Ya gotta move quick Or you\\'ll fail the trick Ya gotta stay loose Or you\\'ll spill your juice Ya gotta be fast Or you\\'ll be dead last The last to be dead Still wins by a head\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140313 In the zompocalypse I want to be dead last Ya gotta keep pace Or you&#8217;ll lose the race Ya gotta go slow Or you&#8217;ll miss the show Ya gotta move quick Or you&#8217;ll fail the trick Ya gotta stay loose Or you&#8217;ll spill your juice Ya gotta be fast Or you&#8217;ll be dead last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/13\/140313\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140313<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1182,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions\/1182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}