{"id":1174,"date":"2014-03-07T21:33:56","date_gmt":"2014-03-08T05:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2016-08-23T12:37:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T19:37:12","slug":"140307","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/07\/140307\/","title":{"rendered":"140307"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201403\/140307.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140307<br \/>\nAt least it wasn&#8217;t potato bug<\/p>\n<p>Jean just saw a spider<br \/>\nIt skittered beside her<br \/>\nThough it didn&#8217;t hurt her<br \/>\nShe asked me to murder<br \/>\nThe huge hairy spider<br \/>\nThat skittered beside her<br \/>\nI stomped on its body<br \/>\nAnd dropped it in potty<br \/>\nIn the death triple crown<br \/>\nThe spider got flushed down<br \/>\nA warning to spiders<br \/>\nThey should stay outsiders<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140307 At least it wasn\\'t potato bug Jean just saw a spider It skittered beside her Though it didn\\'t hurt her She asked me to murder The huge hairy spider That skittered beside her I stomped on its body And dropped it in potty In the death triple crown The spider got flushed down A warning to spiders They should stay outsiders\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140307 At least it wasn&#8217;t potato bug Jean just saw a spider It skittered beside her Though it didn&#8217;t hurt her She asked me to murder The huge hairy spider That skittered beside her I stomped on its body And dropped it in potty In the death triple crown The spider got flushed down A &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/07\/140307\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140307<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,49,84,7],"class_list":["post-1174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-bathroom","tag-hair","tag-jean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1174"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1907,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174\/revisions\/1907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}