{"id":1172,"date":"2014-03-05T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T05:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1172"},"modified":"2016-05-05T21:24:45","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T04:24:45","slug":"140305","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/05\/140305\/","title":{"rendered":"140305"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201403\/140305.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140305<br \/>\nDo priests give up wine for lent?<\/p>\n<p>Today is the first day of lent<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s marked by a smudging event<br \/>\nA priest rubs some dirt on your head<br \/>\nSo you look like the walking dead<br \/>\nAnd then you&#8217;re expected to quit<br \/>\nSomething that you like for a bit<br \/>\nThe best part of this canon law<br \/>\nIs partying on Mardi Gras<br \/>\nI wonder if celibate monks<br \/>\nAre jealous of church approved drunks<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140305 Do priests give up wine for lent? Today is the first day of lent It\\'s marked by a smudging event A priest rubs some dirt on your head So you look like the walking dead And then you\\'re expected to quit Something that you like for a bit The best part of this canon law Is partying on Mardi Gras I wonder if celibate monks Are jealous of church approved drunks\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140305 Do priests give up wine for lent? Today is the first day of lent It&#8217;s marked by a smudging event A priest rubs some dirt on your head So you look like the walking dead And then you&#8217;re expected to quit Something that you like for a bit The best part of this canon &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/03\/05\/140305\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140305<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[68,39,71,28,58],"class_list":["post-1172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-drinking","tag-holidays","tag-religion","tag-walking-dead","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1173,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions\/1173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}