{"id":1160,"date":"2014-02-23T21:04:46","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T05:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1160"},"modified":"2016-07-12T11:58:02","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T18:58:02","slug":"140223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/02\/23\/140223\/","title":{"rendered":"140223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201402\/140223.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140223<br \/>\nNot McDreamy<br \/>\nor McSteamy<br \/>\nbut unseemly<\/p>\n<p>From the hairs inside my noes<br \/>\nTo the claws upon my toes<br \/>\nI&#8217;m as round as a trash can<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m hot, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m a man<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140223 Not McDreamy or McSteamy but unseemly From the hairs inside my noes To the claws upon my toes I\\'m as round as a trash can But I\\'m hot, \\'cause I\\'m a man\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140223 Not McDreamy or McSteamy but unseemly From the hairs inside my noes To the claws upon my toes I&#8217;m as round as a trash can But I&#8217;m hot, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m a man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[84],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1161,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions\/1161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}