{"id":1150,"date":"2014-02-13T20:51:54","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T04:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2022-09-21T00:29:30","modified_gmt":"2022-09-21T07:29:30","slug":"140213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/02\/13\/140213\/","title":{"rendered":"140213"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201402\/140213.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140213<br \/>\nHappy singles appreciation day<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t you worry, never fear<br \/>\nValentine&#8217;s is almost here<br \/>\nThe one day you love to hate<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause you do not have a mate<br \/>\nEven though you went on match<br \/>\nYou still have an itch to scratch<br \/>\nNow the hour&#8217;s getting late<br \/>\nSo you sadly masturbate<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140213 Happy singles appreciation day Don\\'t you worry, never fear Valentine\\'s is almost here The one day you love to hate \\'Cause you do not have a mate Even though you went on match You still have an itch to scratch Now the hour\\'s getting late So you sadly masturbate\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140213 Happy singles appreciation day Don&#8217;t you worry, never fear Valentine&#8217;s is almost here The one day you love to hate &#8216;Cause you do not have a mate Even though you went on match You still have an itch to scratch Now the hour&#8217;s getting late So you sadly masturbate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39,77,12,127],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-holidays","tag-love","tag-tv","tag-wank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1556,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions\/1556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}