{"id":1148,"date":"2014-02-11T20:50:38","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T04:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:02:58","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:02:58","slug":"140211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/02\/11\/140211\/","title":{"rendered":"140211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201402\/140211.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140211<br \/>\nNumber one with a bullet<\/p>\n<p>When making number two<br \/>\nThere is no guarantee<br \/>\nI want to make a poo<br \/>\nBut all I do is pee<br \/>\nI give it all I got<br \/>\nAnd try with all my heart<br \/>\nBut squatting on the pot<br \/>\nThe most I do is fart<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140211 Number one with a bullet When making number two There is no guarantee I want to make a poo But all I do is pee I give it all I got And try with all my heart But squatting on the pot The most I do is fart\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140211 Number one with a bullet When making number two There is no guarantee I want to make a poo But all I do is pee I give it all I got And try with all my heart But squatting on the pot The most I do is fart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,13,130,17],"class_list":["post-1148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-fart","tag-pee","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1149,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions\/1149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}