{"id":1144,"date":"2014-02-07T20:47:35","date_gmt":"2014-02-08T04:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2016-05-05T21:26:13","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T04:26:13","slug":"140207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/02\/07\/140207\/","title":{"rendered":"140207"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201402\/140207.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140207<br \/>\nBelieve what you want, but you&#8217;re wrong<\/p>\n<p>On a Friday, dark and dreary<br \/>\nReading Facebook, I get weary<br \/>\nFrom doubters of Big Bang Theory<br \/>\nWhat I tell them causes friction<br \/>\nWhen I say the Bible&#8217;s fiction<br \/>\nYoung Earth is a contradiction<br \/>\nFaith is their sole reliance<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t understand real science<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re as dumb as an appliance<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140207 Believe what you want, but you\\'re wrong On a Friday, dark and dreary Reading Facebook, I get weary From doubters of Big Bang Theory What I tell them causes friction When I say the Bible\\'s fiction Young Earth is a contradiction Faith is their sole reliance They don\\'t understand real science They\\'re as dumb as an appliance\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140207 Believe what you want, but you&#8217;re wrong On a Friday, dark and dreary Reading Facebook, I get weary From doubters of Big Bang Theory What I tell them causes friction When I say the Bible&#8217;s fiction Young Earth is a contradiction Faith is their sole reliance They don&#8217;t understand real science They&#8217;re as dumb &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/02\/07\/140207\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">140207<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[71],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1145,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions\/1145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}