{"id":1119,"date":"2014-01-17T21:12:42","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T05:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1119"},"modified":"2016-07-11T15:23:59","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T22:23:59","slug":"140117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/01\/17\/140117\/","title":{"rendered":"140117"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201401\/140117.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140117<br \/>\nJust say nyet!<\/p>\n<p>There are those that are gluten-free<br \/>\nBut the world should be Putin-free<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s as bad as Josef Stalin<br \/>\nRussia&#8217;s status is free-fallin&#8217;<br \/>\nThey are hosting the winter games<br \/>\nWhile his speeches are fanning flames<br \/>\nHis views are as thick as a brick<br \/>\nVladimir Putin &#8211; you&#8217;re a dick!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140117 Just say nyet! There are those that are gluten-free But the world should be Putin-free He\\'s as bad as Josef Stalin Russia\\'s status is free-fallin\\' They are hosting the winter games While his speeches are fanning flames His views are as thick as a brick Vladimir Putin - you\\'re a dick!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140117 Just say nyet! There are those that are gluten-free But the world should be Putin-free He&#8217;s as bad as Josef Stalin Russia&#8217;s status is free-fallin&#8217; They are hosting the winter games While his speeches are fanning flames His views are as thick as a brick Vladimir Putin &#8211; you&#8217;re a dick!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,66,16,79,64,50],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-dick","tag-politics","tag-signs","tag-sports","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1120,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions\/1120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}