{"id":1107,"date":"2014-01-07T21:01:13","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T05:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2016-05-09T12:30:11","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:30:11","slug":"140107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2014\/01\/07\/140107\/","title":{"rendered":"140107"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/201401\/140107.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>140107<br \/>\nI&#8217;m experiencing disquietude<\/p>\n<p>I truly need a break<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had all I can take<br \/>\nPlease send all of the stress<br \/>\nTo a different address<br \/>\nMy magnificent plan<br \/>\nTo breathe deep as I can<br \/>\nIf this plan doesn&#8217;t work<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll probably go berserk<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"140107 I\\'m experiencing disquietude I truly need a break I\\'ve had all I can take Please send all of the stress To a different address My magnificent plan To breathe deep as I can If this plan doesn\\'t work I\\'ll probably go berserk\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>140107 I&#8217;m experiencing disquietude I truly need a break I&#8217;ve had all I can take Please send all of the stress To a different address My magnificent plan To breathe deep as I can If this plan doesn&#8217;t work I&#8217;ll probably go berserk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[74,15],"class_list":["post-1107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-crazy","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}