{"id":1076,"date":"2013-12-23T14:46:56","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T22:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2016-05-03T14:48:11","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T21:48:11","slug":"1223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/23\/1223\/","title":{"rendered":"1223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/122013\/1223.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1223<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a Festivus miracle<\/p>\n<p>December 23rd is Festivus<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a holiday for the rest of us<br \/>\nIf diminished distractions are your goal<br \/>\nNo tinsel on your aluminum pole<br \/>\nIf disappointed, grievances can air<br \/>\nTell them how you feel like you just don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nMeatloaf is the traditional dinner<br \/>\nThe Feats of Strength need to have a winner<br \/>\nIf no one pins the head of the household<br \/>\nFestivus continues for time untold<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1223 It\\'s a Festivus miracle December 23rd is Festivus It\\'s a holiday for the rest of us If diminished distractions are your goal No tinsel on your aluminum pole If disappointed, grievances can air Tell them how you feel like you just don\\'t care Meatloaf is the traditional dinner The Feats of Strength need to have a winner If no one pins the head of the household Festivus continues for time untold\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1223 It&#8217;s a Festivus miracle December 23rd is Festivus It&#8217;s a holiday for the rest of us If diminished distractions are your goal No tinsel on your aluminum pole If disappointed, grievances can air Tell them how you feel like you just don&#8217;t care Meatloaf is the traditional dinner The Feats of Strength need to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/23\/1223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1223<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,39],"class_list":["post-1076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1077,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions\/1077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}