{"id":1063,"date":"2013-12-17T14:35:25","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T22:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:43:09","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:43:09","slug":"1217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/17\/1217\/","title":{"rendered":"1217"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/122013\/1217.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1217<br \/>\nSmaug&#8217;s jealous of my wealth<\/p>\n<p>By the time you read this<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll have won the jackpot<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no way I can miss<br \/>\nThis isn&#8217;t a longshot<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no way I can lose<br \/>\nI&#8217;m counting my riches<br \/>\nI&#8217;m the next Howard Hughes<br \/>\nHalf a billion bitches!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1217 Smaug\\'s jealous of my wealth By the time you read this I\\'ll have won the jackpot There\\'s no way I can miss This isn\\'t a longshot There\\'s no way I can lose I\\'m counting my riches I\\'m the next Howard Hughes Half a billion bitches!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1217 Smaug&#8217;s jealous of my wealth By the time you read this I&#8217;ll have won the jackpot There&#8217;s no way I can miss This isn&#8217;t a longshot There&#8217;s no way I can lose I&#8217;m counting my riches I&#8217;m the next Howard Hughes Half a billion bitches!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[44,94],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-gambling","tag-numbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1064,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions\/1064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}