{"id":1061,"date":"2013-12-16T12:10:01","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T20:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2016-05-03T12:12:01","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T19:12:01","slug":"1216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/16\/1216\/","title":{"rendered":"1216"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/122013\/1216.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1216<br \/>\nIf Jesus were brown, and Santa was black<br \/>\nMegyn Kelly would have a heart attack<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a brown Jesus<br \/>\nJust like the man from Bethlehem<br \/>\nMegyn Kelly thinks it&#8217;s needless<br \/>\nIf he&#8217;s not white, she would condemn<br \/>\nI&#8217;m dreaming of a Black Santa<br \/>\nWith every poem that I write<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s bringing gifts to Atlanta<br \/>\nBut Megyn thinks that isn&#8217;t right<br \/>\nMay you get a gift from his sack<br \/>\nAnd may all your Santas be black<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1216 If Jesus were brown, and Santa was black Megyn Kelly would have a heart attack I\\'m dreaming of a brown Jesus Just like the man from Bethlehem Megyn Kelly thinks it\\'s needless If he\\'s not white, she would condemn I\\'m dreaming of a Black Santa With every poem that I write He\\'s bringing gifts to Atlanta But Megyn thinks that isn\\'t right May you get a gift from his sack And may all your Santas be black\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1216 If Jesus were brown, and Santa was black Megyn Kelly would have a heart attack I&#8217;m dreaming of a brown Jesus Just like the man from Bethlehem Megyn Kelly thinks it&#8217;s needless If he&#8217;s not white, she would condemn I&#8217;m dreaming of a Black Santa With every poem that I write He&#8217;s bringing gifts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/16\/1216\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1216<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,39,11,16,43,26,12,14],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-holidays","tag-music","tag-politics","tag-racism","tag-song","tag-tv","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}