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1211
\nWheaton’s Law @wilw<\/p>\n

Here are some rules for a good life
\nWhen leaving the house, kiss your wife
\nDon’t put other’s down out of spite
\nDo what you can to stop a fight
\nWhen eating chips, don’t double dip
\nYou should always leave a nice tip
\nDon’t cut in line or steal a space
\nYour life’s a journey not a race
\nDon’t ever call a girl a chick
\nAbove all else – don’t be a dick<\/p>\n