{"id":1051,"date":"2013-12-11T12:02:23","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1051"},"modified":"2016-07-11T14:56:49","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T21:56:49","slug":"1211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/11\/1211\/","title":{"rendered":"1211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/122013\/1211.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1211<br \/>\nWheaton&#8217;s Law @wilw<\/p>\n<p>Here are some rules for a good life<br \/>\nWhen leaving the house, kiss your wife<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t put other&#8217;s down out of spite<br \/>\nDo what you can to stop a fight<br \/>\nWhen eating chips, don&#8217;t double dip<br \/>\nYou should always leave a nice tip<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t cut in line or steal a space<br \/>\nYour life&#8217;s a journey not a race<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t ever call a girl a chick<br \/>\nAbove all else &#8211; don&#8217;t be a dick<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1211 Wheaton\\'s Law @wilw Here are some rules for a good life When leaving the house, kiss your wife Don\\'t put other\\'s down out of spite Do what you can to stop a fight When eating chips, don\\'t double dip You should always leave a nice tip Don\\'t cut in line or steal a space Your life\\'s a journey not a race Don\\'t ever call a girl a chick Above all else - don\\'t be a dick\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1211 Wheaton&#8217;s Law @wilw Here are some rules for a good life When leaving the house, kiss your wife Don&#8217;t put other&#8217;s down out of spite Do what you can to stop a fight When eating chips, don&#8217;t double dip You should always leave a nice tip Don&#8217;t cut in line or steal a space &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/11\/1211\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">1211<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,79],"class_list":["post-1051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1051"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1052,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions\/1052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}