{"id":1037,"date":"2013-12-04T11:53:55","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T19:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1037"},"modified":"2016-07-19T12:41:00","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T19:41:00","slug":"1204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/12\/04\/1204\/","title":{"rendered":"1204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/122013\/1204.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1204<br \/>\nGadot is no Carter<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wonder Woman is too skinny<br \/>\nThough she looks good in a mini&#8221;<br \/>\nFanboys are antagonistic<br \/>\nThey are never realistic<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re as fun as a root canal<br \/>\nBut they hope Zack picked the right Gal<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"1204 Gadot is no Carter \\\"Wonder Woman is too skinny Though she looks good in a mini\\\" Fanboys are antagonistic They are never realistic They\\'re as fun as a root canal But they hope Zack picked the right Gal\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1204 Gadot is no Carter &#8220;Wonder Woman is too skinny Though she looks good in a mini&#8221; Fanboys are antagonistic They are never realistic They&#8217;re as fun as a root canal But they hope Zack picked the right Gal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,34,12,86],"class_list":["post-1037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-comic-books","tag-movies","tag-tv","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1038,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions\/1038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}